Once a time …
A lady won a bonus ticket for lotto. She was discouraged because she bought about 20 tickets and none of them won anything. Her last ticket won her a bonus ticket but she knew she couldn’t win. When she got home she screamed:” YES!, I won. She went to catch a bus but then she missed it so she had to wait for the next one and that took about another 1 and a half hours.
When she finally got on the bus she had to wait for another hour because of traffic. Then when she reached her destination she found out it was closed. She went to go on the bus again. Once the bus started driving a taxi came out of nowhere and crashed into the bus. It happened that the people who were driving the taxi were robbers and the police were chasing them at 200 km per hour so the crash was deadly luckily the lady survived and the bus driver and the robbers got fatally injured. she soon finally reached lotto to claim her ticket but is what happened.
“Hello I want to claim the money I won”
“Can I please check your ticket please”
“Ok”
“I finally did it, I can buy so much stuff”
“Uhh Mam”
houses, boo-
Uhh mam
“cars, house improvements-”
“Uhh mam”
“Yes, where's my money”
I’m very sorry but your ticket isn’t a win”
“Wait WHAT!”
“Yes, check it yourself”
Ohhhhhhh, sorry
Next second the lady falls and faints.
The end
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